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Our Services

Pemberton & Associates offers a curated portfolio of consulting services to our distinguished clientele. Each engagement is bespoke. Please contact a specialist to discuss your needs in a non-recorded room.

Service	Pricing	Wait
Conflict Resolution Specialists NEW!	$5,000 – $4M USD, or equivalent in BTC, Monero, or Goodwill	3–5 business eternities
Independent IT Audits NEW!	Per assessment; volume discounts available	3–5 business eternities
Estate Liquidation & Antiquities Recovery NEW!	Starting bid; commissions apply	3–5 business eternities
Asset Flow Optimization Calculator NEW!	Complimentary calculation; consultation extra	3–5 business eternities
Fresh Start Documentation Services NEW!	$1,200 (deluxe package: $4,500)	3–5 business eternities
Specialty Imports Catalogue NEW!	Varies by SKU and jurisdiction	3–5 business eternities
Industry Insights Newsletter NEW!	Free with onboarding	3–5 business eternities
Customer Service Live Chat NEW!	Free — Agent Karen is online now	3–5 business eternities

* All services subject to availability, jurisdiction, lunar phase, and the personal whim of Mr. Pemberton.

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