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Global Logistics Consulting · Discreet Solutions Since 1998
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Welcome to Pemberton & Associates, LLC.

For over twenty-six years, Pemberton & Associates has provided discreet, professional consulting services to a select global clientele. We pride ourselves on three core values: Honour, Justice, and Camaraderie (and a fourth, Discretion, which we do not list publicly).

Please note: we are not affiliated with the Pemberton currently under investigation in three (3) European jurisdictions. That is a different Pemberton. We are the good Pemberton. NEW: now with 14 founders, all named Pemberton.

Featured Services

ServiceDescriptionAction
Conflict Resolution Specialists NEW!Disputes resolved discreetly, professionally, and (where possible) non-fatally.Inquire »
Independent IT Audits NEW!Our certified independent auditors will, with permission*, assess your network security.Inquire »
Estate Liquidation & Antiquities NEW!We rehome rare items whose owners are no longer reachable.Inquire »
Asset Flow Optimization NEW!Restructure cash flows for maximum, perfectly legal tax efficiency.Inquire »
Fresh Start Documentation NEW!Comprehensive identity-renewal services for clients seeking a new beginning.Inquire »
Specialty Imports Catalogue NEW!Rare and unusual items, sourced from our global network of associates.Inquire »

What our clients are saying

★★★★★ "Pemberton helped me with a delicate family matter. My uncle hasn't bothered me since." — Anonymous, Geneva

★★★★★ "Their IT auditors found vulnerabilities in my competitor's network I didn't even know existed." — Anonymous, Singapore

★★★★★ "Five passports, three names, one wonderful afternoon." — Mr. Pemberton (Self-Verified)

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Recent Industry Recognition

As featured in: The Daily Allegation · Tax Haven Weekly · Goose Quarterly · Discreet Business Today

About the Firm

Pemberton & Associates was founded in 1998 by Mr. Pemberton, Mr. Pemberton, and Mr. Pemberton. Our headquarters at 123 Definitely-A-Real-Street serves a global clientele from a building that absolutely exists. We hold ourselves to the highest ethical standards. Please do not ask which ones.

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Trust & Certifications

Member, Better Business Bureau (pending appeal)*. ISO-9001 certified (self-attested)*. 100% money-back guarantee (offer not valid)*. We support: World Wildlife Fund, Red Cross, UNICEF*.

*We do not actually support these organisations. *We do not actually hold these certifications. *Pending appeal means the appeal was denied.

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